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I posted this on facebook and wanted to share it here.... i came up with this, this morning thought it was fitting to the way the year has gone in my neck of the woods anyway:

Attention: job opening
Looking for: A vocal male turkey.
Applicant must posses the following:
Deep, loud voice
Ability to communicate with others
Lack of education
Lack of vision
Willingness to work with the opposite sex
The drive to do whatever it takes; up to and including death.
A self starter.
Lengthy beard, full fan, and > 1" Spurs encouraged.
Must be at least 2 years old.
No prior work experience a must.
Must be willing to start early morning and work until late morning, if necessary.
Applicant, if chosen, would start this Saturday May 14th.
Serious inquiries only.
 

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