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Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
 

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1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?

Johnny.....
 

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2. meat

3. Mt Everest

4. none

5. incorrectly

6. he was born in Australia

7. because you need a camera to take a picture

8. the President's name was the same in 1975 as it is now.

9. 2nd place

10. neither, yolks are orange

11. 1 haystack
 

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"2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?"

Meat!
 

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I see timberdiddle is preparing for his next gig at the assisted living home.
 

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timberdoodle said:
Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
1. Stogey.
2. more tha he should for that height.
3. Mt. Rushmore
4. just enough to fill it.
5. antidisestablishmentarianism.
6. Global warming.
7. It's considered prejudiced to photograph the handicapped in California
8. Barry
9. the hospital. I cant run very well.
10. Eggs taste good.
11. 6 cause the government would tax him and he'd have to sell the other five to pay the tax.

As you can tell, I'm strill sharp as a tack!
 

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atr said:
If train A left at 3pm going at 60 mph and train B leaves at 6pm going at 80 mph How long would it take train B to catch up with train A?
Neither. Electric trains don't blow smoke.
 

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1. Herbert
2. 267lbs
3. Capitol Hill
4. My guess is 4,000,000,000 tons before you reach China
5.Bucket head
6. He has 3 fire pits
7. Pornography prevent it
8. Miss Daisey
9. 6th
10. Scrambled
11. 437 bales
 

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1 Johnny
2 meat
3 mt. everest
4 none
5 incorrectly
6 southern hemisphere
7 against the law? this one stumps me!?!?
8 Mr. President
9 2nd
10 neither, yolks aren't white
11 none or 9...could go either way, but they're in someone else's field.

How'd I do?
 
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