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dc 21 07-12-2015 12:42 PM

Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
It just dawned on me why Mayberry was such a peaceful, quiet and happy place.......Nobody was married.

Here are the single people that come to mind, Andy, Barney, Aunt Bee, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin Family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....

In fact the only one that was married was Otis and he stayed drunk all the time. https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

RonM 07-12-2015 07:00 PM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
I love the single life.........sometimes it gets a little lonely......but all in all it is o.k.

dc 21 07-12-2015 07:43 PM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for. https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

RonM 07-12-2015 08:35 PM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
Aunt Bee is the type of chick I would go for, a great cook, soft spoken..

jimsdad 07-12-2015 09:13 PM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
I loved that show as a kid but now that you have pointed out this obvious slam against the institution of matrimony I am greatly offended by the subliminal message it sent and hold it responsible for my being married, associated alcoholism, and eventual divorce. Also, I spent a number of years in the Marine Corps and that, I know now, is Gomer's fault!

BCozhunter 07-13-2015 06:03 AM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dc 21
I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for. https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type! https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

Strut10 07-13-2015 06:12 AM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BCozhunter
Quote:

Originally Posted by dc 21
I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for. https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type! https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

No !!!

That was Ellie Mae !! And she's MY type !!! https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/imag...ies/thumbs.gif

dc 21 07-13-2015 11:18 AM

Re: Joke of the Day 7/12/15
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BCozhunter
Quote:

Originally Posted by dc 21
I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for. https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type! https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/grin.gif

You just dream of Aunt Bee wearing those Daisy Dukes, don't you? https://www.huntingpa.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif


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