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Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"

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Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"

And now you've just exposed...… as Walter Cronkite would say"the rest of the story".

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And now you've just exposed...… as Walter Cronkite would say"the rest of the story".

I thought that was Paul Harvey?

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I thought that was Paul Harvey?

Yep... Good day.
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And now you've just exposed...… as Walter Cronkite would say"the rest of the story".
Unfortunately that is just a small part of her story. poor little kenneth.

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I thought that was Paul Harvey?

I stand corrected! Thanks!

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Hillary is the only person in the world happy with this coronavirus thingie we got goin' on. There was some serious heat headed her way last week, now everyone's more worried about toilet paper. I'm hoping she doesn't slip out the back door while everyone's looking the other way....

As for little johnnys questions, the bell simply malfunctioned, and poor Kenneth had an unfortunate accident and won't be returning. Seems he somehow tied his hands behind his back and blindfolded himself before riding his skateboard into traffic...

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now we will be asking what happened to Coyotejohn.
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Hillary is the only person in the world happy with this coronavirus thingie we got goin' on. There was some serious heat headed her way last week, now everyone's more worried about toilet paper. I'm hoping she doesn't slip out the back door while everyone's looking the other way....

A mere coincidence !
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