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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-27-2020, 11:20 PM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny On Bernie Sanders

Little Johnny explains heredity and politics - the kid's a genius!

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-28-2020, 06:19 AM
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me like!
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Little Johnny should be teaching. He seems to always be smarter than the teacher.
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Kids say the darndest things....spittin' da' troof!!!
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