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Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Ima Clarkonian!
A brown's fan walks into a bar with his dog on game day, both decked out in all their Browns gear. The bartender say, "Sorry bud, the dog can't stay. The guy replies, "Look, my TV is broke at home and my dog here is the biggest Brown's fan in the world. I promise, he won't be any trouble." The bartender reluctantly agrees and the guy and his dog settle in for kickoff. The Browns take the ball down field, get hung up a bit and kick a field goal. Much to the amazement of the other patrons, The dog jumps up, starts dancing and doing back flips, then runs down the bar, giving everyone high fives. A few plays later, the Browns are back in field goal position and the kick is true. The dog jumps up again and does his dance and back flip routine and more high fives. The bartender looks at the dog's owner and says, "Man! That dog is awesome!" What does he do when the Brown's score a touch down?" The guy answers........
"I don't know, I've only had him two years."
I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.