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A Penguins fan, a Rangers fan , and a Flyers fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Ranger fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for NY" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone the Flyers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "this is for the Flyers" and pushes the Penguin fan off the mountain. (re-post if your a Flyers fan
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A Penguins fan, a Rangers fan , and a Flyers fan are shipwrecked on an Island and come across a lamp, they dust the sand from it and a genie appears. The genie agrees to wish each fan one wish. The Penguins fan says "I want to be back home, in Pittsburgh." and he disappears. The Rangers fan says "I want to be back home, in New York." He also disappears. Now there sits the Flyers fan alone on the beach. The genie looks at him and says "whats the matter?" The Flyers fan says "I'm lonely and I wish I had my two friends back"
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A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flyers fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Lennie... the teacher looks at Lennie and says, "Len, you’re not a Flyers fan?"
He says, "Nope, I’m a Pens fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Pens fan and not a Flyers fan?" to which Lennie replies, "Well, my mom is a Pens fan, and my dad is a Pens fan, so I’m a Pens fan." The teacher's not very happy. She's a little hot under the collar and says, "Well, if your mom's an idiot, and your dad's a moron, then what would you be?!" Lennie says, "Then I’d be a Flyers fan!"

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A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flyers fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Lennie... the teacher looks at Lennie and says, "Len, you’re not a Flyers fan?"
He says, "Nope, I’m a Pens fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Pens fan and not a Flyers fan?" to which Lennie replies, "Well, my mom is a Pens fan, and my dad is a Pens fan, so I’m a Pens fan." The teacher's not very happy. She's a little hot under the collar and says, "Well, if your mom's an idiot, and your dad's a moron, then what would you be?!" Lennie says, "Then I’d be a Flyers fan!"

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Sidney Crosby overhears some hockey fans telling these very same jokes, and starts to whine to the bartender, “Why all these jokes about the Pigeons and Flyers, and nothing about me?”

The bartender says, “Don’t worry, here’s one for you… Do you know what’s the difference between you and your bra?”

Crosby: “No.”

Bartender: “The bra has two cups and you’ll never get another one.”

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compared to the number of cups Richards has.....

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and scoring titles.....

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Can Richards even spell cup?

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Crosby walks into a bar and tells the barkeep "Give me an Ovechkin" Barkeep asks "What the heck is an Ovechkin" Crosby replies, "a White Russian without a cup"

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