A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flyers fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Lennie... the teacher looks at Lennie and says, "Len, you’re not a Flyers fan?"
He says, "Nope, I’m a Pens fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Pens fan and not a Flyers fan?" to which Lennie replies, "Well, my mom is a Pens fan, and my dad is a Pens fan, so I’m a Pens fan." The teacher's not very happy. She's a little hot under the collar and says, "Well, if your mom's an idiot, and your dad's a moron, then what would you be?!" Lennie says, "Then I’d be a Flyers fan!"
Holy Cheese and Crackers!