Haha. Kinda would take the sting out of having an ERA over 7.00 when you walk through the door and see that after taking a shellacking. Really wouldn't matter much what kind of crap "the cook" had on the table.
"What is that ?"
"It's called an oven."
"What's it do ?"
"It cooks things"
"What are all those knobs for ?"
"Don't worry about it. It doesn't matter"