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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bradford County
Re: Saturday afternoon RonM Roast
Some interesting things about Ron
His best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
His drugs of preference are now vitamins.
His idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
His insurance company sends him half a calendar.
His little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
His pacemaker makes the garage door go up when he see's a pretty girl.
His sideburns are 6-8 inches long and are combed over the top of his head.
His supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
His train of thought frequently derails.
He try's to straighten out the wrinkles in His socks and discovers he isn't wearing any.
Your never to old to learn something stupid