Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
For those who fought for it, Life has a flavor the protected will never know.