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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-07-2013, 03:46 PM Thread Starter
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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
pupils put on his boots?


He asked for help and she could see why.


Even with her pulling, and him pushing,
the little boots still didn't want to go on.


By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.


She almost cried when the little boy said,

'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.


Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off,

than it was putting them on.


She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on,

this time on the correct feet.


He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'


She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,

'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.


Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.


No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,

'They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.'



Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to

wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.



Helping him into his coat, she asked,


'Now, where are your mittens?'


He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

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Shoot straight

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The problem is that I don't know what I don't know.
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I don't get it!

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Quote:
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I don't get it!
They put the scarf on first!
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I don't get it!
Me either...the gloves were in HIS boots...he had his brothers boots on his feet.

Why do they call it common sense when it is so rare.
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I don't get it!
They put the scarf on first!
Now it makes perfect sense! Hahahahaha! Funny stuff!

Thanks, bro!

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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