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Past Presidents advice for Obama

Presdent Obama was wondering to himself one day "I had the government bail out the banks and the automakers, I had the government do the cash for clunkers program, and now Obamacare has passed, What else can I do to make this country better ?" This thinking bothered him for the entire day.So that night he went to bed and fell into a fitful sleep, and started to dream. George Washington appeared in his dream. He said to Obama" If you want to make this country better, never tell a lie", then he was replaced by Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson said " If you want to make this country better, follow the Constitution to the letter." Jefferson was then replaced by Abraham Lincoln. He said "If you want to make this country better, you need to relax a little bit. Why don't you go and enjoy a play at the theater".
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Re: Past Presidents advice for Obama

That's a good one.
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Come on, that really wasn't a good one. If you tell a joke make sure it's funny next time.
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The part about going to the theatre was good.
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Come on, that really wasn't a good one. If you tell a joke make sure it's funny next time.
Opinions vary. I thought it was funny and everyone I have told it to thought it was funny also.

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Re: Past Presidents advice for Obama

No. I'm pro-life though.
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No. I'm pro-life though.
Then never eat wild mushrooms!!...just sayin!

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It was funny, unless you have a bromance with Bobo.




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No. I'm pro-IVN though.
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Re: Past Presidents advice for Obama

I've heard knock knock jokes that were funnier.
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