Getting 5 bucks the hard way
The other day i decided to go visit my Aunt Ruby at the Heavens Gate Nurseing home. When i arrived she was very happy to see me. She suggested we take Bootsie her cat and go outside and sit on the bench.
It was a nice day and bootsie sat on my lap watching the birds. Some other Heavens Gate members sat on the bench as well enjoying there day. It was the most relaxed i have been for awhile. We'll that didn't last, a car drove by and something fluttered out of the window. It seemed like all at once me and a few other residents realized it was a five dollar bill. Well we all scrambled for it at the same time, right at the get go i tripped the nice old man on crutches and he went down hard , another older gentleman was starting to pass me so i threw Bootsie on him who started useing his face as a scratching post. Well the only person i had to worry about now was a nice old lady coming up fast in a wheelchair, well luck was on my side, someone hollared " Tupperware party in Mildreds room" so this lady locks up the wheels so hard you could smell rubber burning as she did an about face and headed to Mildreds.. So i dove on that 5 dollars and it was all mine.