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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-14-2012, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I toured a mirror making factory yesterday, now that's a job I could really see myself doing.

Wherever somebodyís struggliní to be free,
Look in their eyes ma youíll see me.
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I applied for a bartending job. At the Betty Ford Clinic.

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Internet quotes are great, but most are untrue. "Thomas Jefferson"
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Woman who go camping might have evil intent.
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I was once offered a job in a bicycle factory. They said I spoke well.

I saw the Makrancy twins yesterday. One is bow-legged and the other is knock-kneed. They spelled OX as they walked away.

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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-16-2012, 01:13 PM
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if you drop your watch in the toilet you will have a crappy time

take a kid hunting and fishing it will keep them out of trouble
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.....
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post #9 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-16-2012, 07:24 PM
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If you go to bed with a itchy behind you'll wake up with a stinky finger.

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post #10 of 22 (permalink) Old 07-16-2012, 07:32 PM Thread Starter
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Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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