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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 01:54 AM Thread Starter
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>>> A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
>>> It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's
>>> Seafood Grille because
>>> they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there.
>>> Jennie Webster, the cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same
>>> street,
>>> and they might see
>>> her.
>>>
>>>
>>> Ten years later, the group of now 25-year-old guys discussed where they
>>> should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's
>>> Seafood Grille because
>>> the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good,
>>> there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
>>> where
>>> they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain
>>> Jack's Seafood Grille
>>> because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late
>>> enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should
>>> meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
>>> Grille because the
>>> martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they
>>> should
>>> meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood
>>> Grille because the
>>> prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for
>>> your cholesterol.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the once again group discussed
>>> where
>>> they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain
>>> Jack's Seafood Grille
>>> because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
>>> where
>>> they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain
>>> Jack's Seafood Grille
>>> because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped
>>> accessible.
>>>
>>> Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
>>> where
>>> they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain
>>> Jack's Seafood Grille
>>> because they had never been there before

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 02:17 AM
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I actually LOL'd!
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 05:09 AM
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Captain Jacks sounds like my kind of place!

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 06:41 AM
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captain jack's will get you high tonight...

You want me to put my ear to the ground? Listen for hoof beats? Look for broken twigs?
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Funny!

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 09:06 PM
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too funny! glad i didn't have a drink in hand or it'd be all over the floor...
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