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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 12:03 AM Thread Starter
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He gambled and lost.....

I was in giant eagle the other day and there was a man in the line next to me checking out. We were each a few patrons deep and side by side, separated by 10 feet or so. I noticed this man straining and making the oddest faces. I assumed he was trying to fart. Boy oh boy was I correct. This man wast likely in his 70's. He was wearing short khaki golf shorts. A few moments of straining went by and low and behold, a turd falls out of his shorts and lands on the ground. I did not know what to do and apparently the man didn't either and he remained in line as if no turd-pocalypse had just occurred. He checked out as if nothing had happened and I remained standing by the lottery/cigarette counter just to watch. Apparently the employees had noticed and immediately addressed the situation seconds after the man exited the store.

Don't think he will be shopping there any more.

You want me to put my ear to the ground? Listen for hoof beats? Look for broken twigs?
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post #2 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 12:15 AM
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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

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Etiquitte question? Should you offer someone a handi-wipe or a handkerchief in that situation.....Was he wearing a monagrammed shirt with initials atr on it.....
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post #4 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 12:27 AM
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Clean up in aisle 3...We have a stink pickle situation.

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post #5 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 12:36 AM
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I laughed so hard I almost swallowed my chew!!! OMG!!!

Keep the change ... (in shorts) I guess ...

Well, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you, so the Dude must abide!
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When I was young I had some buddy that would drop a candy bar on the floor for kicks intill one lady had notice what they were doing and when it hit the floor she called them out with her finger and made them call home to have mom come pick them up and tell her what they did.

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Sounds to me like the faces he was making was trying to hold it in.........Heck...we've all had those times where you can't trust a fart.........

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post #8 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 01:18 AM
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Good thing it wasnt a juicy pile....
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post #9 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 01:40 AM
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Normal for Walmart. Giant?I dunno.

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post #10 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-12-2012, 03:57 AM Thread Starter
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Re: He gambled and lost.....

it might have been worse had it ran down his leg instead of falling in log form! I may have not been able to stomach that! and that is saying something. I've dealt with stomas and all kinds of vile stuff in the hospital but the grocery store is a whole other story.

You want me to put my ear to the ground? Listen for hoof beats? Look for broken twigs?
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