When touring Europe this past March we stopped in London England. My sister and I were waiting for one of those famous double decker busses that you always see in the movies. We started chatting with an Englishman who told us that he was a industrial arts school teacher. I told him that I was a gunsmith but I was now retired. He asked my sister what she did for a living. She told him that she was a Lawyer from Philadelphia. He turned to me and said "I'd rather she were Al Quida". I said: what? And he said: "No, really, I'd rather she told me she was AL Quida". My sister turned and walked away. You don't need to be a lawyer to know when to quit.

Lawyer - liar ???
Brit name for lawyer is barrister???
Confusion maybe I dunno.

Just goes to show you that there are people everywhere who can and will make stupid comments.