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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2020, 08:00 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 1/27/20

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs...


In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."

In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."

In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center".
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2020, 10:09 AM
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Maybe they should run an ad for a graphic designer.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2020, 10:20 AM
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I wonder what the ad for a politician would be . " wanted politician wanted , no experience needed."
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Wanted: Honest politician. No politicians need reply.

If Sunday hunting was not already illegal, who among us would not laugh at making it so?
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2020, 12:26 PM
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I wonder what the ad for a politician would be . " wanted politician wanted , no experience needed."

Term limits would give us that. Waugh!
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