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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2020, 08:22 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 1/21/20

An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.

After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health.

Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger.

Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. You just make sure I keep getting older!

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2020, 10:19 AM
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we all can agree with the old man on that.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2020, 11:31 AM
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Funny......I can associate with the ole man...After my bypass at age 60 and during my post op meeting with my surgeon he ask if there was anything else he could do for me to which I replied, "Yes I would like a warrantee for another 60 years."

I went on to explain I have a strange feeling in my chest I never experience before to which he explained, "Well we take your heart out of your chest during the procedure and we don't always get things back exactly like God put them in there." To which I replied, "Well ok, but it is your Rolex I am keeping it."

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-21-2020, 12:24 PM
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Im always happy that the doc schedules me another annual physical a year from now. Must think Ill make it another 12 months.
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