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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-17-2020, 08:57 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 1/17/20

A woman was trying hard to get the Heinz ketchup to come out of the bottle.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

"It's the minister, Mommy" the child said to her mother.

The mother said, Tell him I cant come to the phone.

The little girl said to the minister, My mommy cant come to the phone because shes hitting the bottle.

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-17-2020, 09:20 AM
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honesty is the best policy, to bad it was the wrong bottle.
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Anticipation, anticipation.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-17-2020, 12:20 PM
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I see the vacation started a day early.

Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
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