This might be the best response I've seen yet to people dealing with packages being stolen from their porches.
"We forgot to set our trash out for Thanksgiving, so we were overflowing with trash," she told the station. "I've had packages stolen and I went, 'You know what? I have extra boxes -- let's see if someone will take our trash!'"
https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-mom-lets-porch-pirates-take-out-her-trash-with-decoy-packages
"We forgot to set our trash out for Thanksgiving, so we were overflowing with trash," she told the station. "I've had packages stolen and I went, 'You know what? I have extra boxes -- let's see if someone will take our trash!'"
https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-mom-lets-porch-pirates-take-out-her-trash-with-decoy-packages