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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-09-2019, 08:28 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/9/19

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question."

She leaned forward.

"Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifty thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny after I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-09-2019, 12:57 PM
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Could be a good match..... if she doesn't lose interest.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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