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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Chester County, PA
AOC horseback ride.
From another site.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the
horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but AOC begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse’s neck, but she slides down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, AOC attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, AOC is now at the mercy of the horse’s
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
Good night Chesty, wherever you are......