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AOC horseback ride.

From another site.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the
horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but AOC begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse’s neck, but she slides down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, AOC attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, AOC is now at the mercy of the horse’s
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

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to bad it didn't knock some sense into her
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Sadly, that entire scenario is possible with that imbecile!
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This was a much better site before it became political. It was just about hunting in PA.

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No it was not! You cannot cover your eyes, ears and mouth and stumble on through life. What happens in DC affect all of us and right now the left is trying to take over the government. If you are not interested in that and do not stay informed on what the enemy is doing, shame on you!
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This was a much better site before it became political. It was just about hunting in PA.
Sez the guy reading the political forum...
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..I was on the edge of my seat reading this.....hoping...hoping

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