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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-05-2019, 07:55 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/5/19

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him.

The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
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It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-05-2019, 09:07 AM
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If Carol gets her wish, it may not be a silent night.
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that`s an old one, but Bates is right
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-05-2019, 11:35 AM
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If Carol gets her wish, it may not be a silent night.

I agree but I dont think she is the one that will be screaming......


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She could have picked me for 200
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