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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2019, 07:39 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/22/19

So the Zen Master steps up to the hot dog cart and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.

“Where’s my change?” asks the Zen Master.

The hot dog vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2019, 07:53 AM
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Dog with everything will definitely change things within......all the way to the end

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The Zen Master's fist is about to become one with the vendor's jaw.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2019, 09:50 AM
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Zen wisdom....pffffffffffffffft...if he was that smart, he woulda paid with a $5.

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The Zen Master relishes a hot dog with everything.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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glad he didn`t give him a $50.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2019, 12:16 PM
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Ah, Confucius say, man with hot dog cart about to have boiled wiener!

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