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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 11:02 PM Thread Starter
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Definition of "OLD"

Definition of "OLD"

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.

She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"


And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD".

I carry a gun because I'm to young to die and to old to take a ass whipping.
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OMG! That makes sense to me! We're all a little too old to cater it ourselves....
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
"How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied: "Two years older than me"
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

I carry a gun because I'm to young to die and to old to take a ass whipping.
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