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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 11/3

Judge, I want to contest 60% of my

parking tickets"

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 12:59 PM
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I only 1/2 get it. Waugh!

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 02:38 PM
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I only 1/2 get it. Waugh!
The other 50% think they do!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-03-2019, 07:23 PM
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I think I`m in the half that got it
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-04-2019, 11:33 AM
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This joke is only a fraction of its old self.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-04-2019, 12:43 PM
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Jokes are kinda like what Yogi said about baseball...They are 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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