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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-01-2019, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 11/1

Sarcastic Police Comments ....... When dc21 crossed the state line>>>>>>>

"How big were those two beers you said you had?"

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write any speed I want on this ticket."

"Yes, sir, I'll let you talk to the shift supervisor. By the way, did I mention that I AM the shift supervisor?"

"You want me to give you a warning? OK, I'm warning you to not do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Yes, we do have a quota. If I write 2 more tickets, my wife gets a new toaster oven"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-01-2019, 12:17 PM
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See, this is one of the reasons why Iím leaving tomorrow.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Just ask it you can buy tickets to the PSP ball. Waugh!

AR is only a pacifier.You will never grow if it's not in your genes.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-01-2019, 09:06 PM
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wait until you get back, it might get worst for you. on your travels be safe and have fun, we will manage somehow without you
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