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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-31-2019, 10:26 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 10/31

Gorilla .......

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-31-2019, 02:33 PM
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Like a baby vampire...

Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him!
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he`s smarter than your average gorilla
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-31-2019, 05:48 PM
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Moral of the story........Donít monkey around with a gorilla.


Btw, $9.85 isnít too far off the price of a martini at a local bar, usually in the $8.00 to $9.00 range. Go to a hotel bar or upscale restaurant and itís probably about $15.00. Bottoms up.
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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