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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-30-2019, 07:44 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/30/19

To my fellow HPA members:

I just wanted to let you guys know that beautiful female aliens are invading Earth and kidnapping good looking older men, who are great hunters and taking them back to their planet.

I'm not telling this to you as a personal warning, you guys have absolutely nothing to worry about, you are not in any danger. I just wanted to say goodbye.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-30-2019, 08:05 AM
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Happy hunting!

Maybe you'll bag some new, and funny for a change, jokes to bring back.

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He's coming back?
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I hear all the alien men die an excruciating death during childbirth...maybe you'll have better luck!
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Choices: Wait for the aliens or stop in at aisle 15?

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We got a picture of him leaving the JOTD compound to go on vacation.
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-31-2019, 08:58 AM Thread Starter
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Choices: Wait for the aliens or stop in at aisle 15?

Did you notice that Aisle 15 and Area 51 share certain similarities? Hmm......
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I hear all the alien men die an excruciating death during childbirth...maybe you'll have better luck!

Thatís an old wives tale.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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To my fellow HPA members:

I just wanted to let you guys know that beautiful female aliens are invading Earth and kidnapping good looking older men, who are great hunters and taking them back to their planet.

I'm not telling this to you as a personal warning, you guys have absolutely nothing to worry about, you are not in any danger. I just wanted to say goodbye.

dc


Come on!, Maine is not really a planet. Waugh!

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Come on!, Maine is not really a planet. Waugh!

It just seems that way.
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