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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-29-2019, 09:15 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/29/19

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,..."Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed, guess what Im gonna do for you?

He holds up his hand and says, WHOA, hold on there sweety, "I haven't added them up yet!"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-29-2019, 09:57 AM
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It`s going to add up to something bad for him!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-29-2019, 10:31 AM
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His math might come up short by one digit.

Shoot straight

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he might wish his math skills be a little off to the good
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