One day at the Pearly Gates....
On the Left Pearly Gate, St. Peter is always there, welcoming in the old men in line, just beneath the sign that says, "If you have EVER been Hen Pecked, Stand Here"
When one of the men in line points across the way to St. Peter.
There's an old man standing at the Right Pearly Gate.
He's just under the sign that reads, "If you have NEVER been HenPecked, Stand Here"
So St. Peter says, "Hold on a minute guys, let me go talk with this poor soul"
St. Peter: "Hello Harry, you mean to tell me, that you've NEVER been HenPecked?"
Harry, looking down at his feet: "Well, I don't know about all that, but my wife told me to stand over here"