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Joke of the Day 10/25/19

You might be a redneck if...

You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
You think a Motorola is a muscle car.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge and to do the wash.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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