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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-24-2019, 03:40 PM Thread Starter
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I guess it's all relative

Buddy just went through his third divorce. So he joins a few on line dating sites. Finds a few dates and goes out a few times, and gets to thinking he is near recovery from the last divorce. A cute blond comes up as a possible match selected by the computer. She lives 50 miles away. He makes arrangements to meet her for dinner to see how they get along. He even texts his buddies about what a cutie this is and how they get along so well. They discuss all kinds of things, sports, hunting, their respective children, etc. Well long about dessert, they get to discussing their family back rounds. Turns out the blond is the daughter of a long lost older half sister that he had not seen since he was six years old, i.e. his niece. Talk about Fate playing dirty tricks.
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Ha-ha, okay, first thing.

Who in the heck get's married THREE times!!!! I could never understand that. Once, normal, twice, okay, second lease on life, but after two failed attempts just give it up and play the field....

Fate, karma, all that is really messed up some times.

I guess it's a good thing that they DIDN'T SKIP DESSERT!!!!!
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Buddy just went through his third divorce. So he joins a few on line dating sites.
Buddy just doesn't know when to quit!
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There's a WV joke in here somewhere.


Even in baseball you only get three strikes before you're out.

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you think he would learned a lesson the first time around
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Glad it was after dessert he found that out. LOl i would never get married 3 times.
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You might be a redneck if you go on a date with your neice.
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you think he would learned a lesson the first time around
I would think the 2nd time around
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Who in the heck get's married THREE times!!!!
Amen brother!!! I hope and pray that nothing ever happens to my marriage. But if it ever does, as soon as my son is grown and on his own, I will be living out the rest of my life in Wyoming or Alaska.
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Who in the heck get's married THREE times!!!!
Amen brother!!! I hope and pray that nothing ever happens to my marriage. But if it ever does, as soon as my son is grown and on his own, I will be living out the rest of my life in Wyoming or Alaska.
I lived in Wyoming, came back to PA for a woman, worst mistake of my life! Alaska is now my plan in the next 5 years
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