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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-22-2019, 08:49 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/22/19

Teacher: ďI hope I didnít see you looking at Timmyís test paper?Ē

Little Johnny: ĒI was hoping the same thing, teacher.Ē

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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In later years Little Johnny became an international spy for the CIA.

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And today, Timmy and Johnny work on opposite sides of the highway selling bottles of water for a buck.
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And today, Timmy and Johnny work on opposite sides of the highway selling bottles of water for a buck.

Whatever water Johnny canít steal, he buys at $3.00 per case and sells each bottle for a buck apiece, thatís a pretty good profit margin. Timmy also has to pay Johnny a street tax. (He learned that from watching The Sopranos) That boosts Johnnyís personal income. The kidís a financial wizard.

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Thanks for the praise, now stop giving away my secrets! 🤟🏻
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see what happens when the teacher catches you
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In later years Little Johnny became a politician.

Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf.

"When a pine needle falls in the forest, the eagle sees it, the deer hears it, and the bear smells it."
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