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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2019, 09:12 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 10/17

What is the definition of an engineer?

Someone who solves a problem you didnít know you had, in a way you donít understand.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2019, 09:25 AM
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I thought Choo-Choo Charlie was the engineer.
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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...for an extremely high price, with liability for bad decisions....

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-17-2019, 11:18 AM
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Not my definition, An engineer designs the problem, denies there is a problem after it's built, then proposes a very expensive fix when you insist there is a problem.
I always trust the installer or mechanic/ construction guys doing the job before I trust the engineer. Most have never worked in the field, learned out of a book.
Im dealing with this right now at work. ARrrgggg!!!!

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Not my definition, An engineer designs the problem, denies there is a problem after it's built, then proposes a very expensive fix when you insist there is a problem.
I always trust the installer or mechanic/ construction guys doing the job before I trust the engineer. Most have never worked in the field, learned out of a book.
Im dealing with this right now at work. ARrrgggg!!!!
Yep they draw nice but somehow it never works when you have to build it!!
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