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Joke of the Day 10/9/19

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Where's the joke in that list of facts?
coyotejohn and bad primer like this.

Shoot straight

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
This is the joke, You don't decide, the (now) wifey does

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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Marriage is about compromise. Forget about what you want to do and do what the wife tells you.....happy wife, happy life!




Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! I made a joke!!!!!

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Where's the joke in that list of facts?

If youíre married with children you should understand the humor. If not, I donít know what to tell you.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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