Joke of the Day 10/8/19 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-08-2019, 07:33 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/8/19

What happens when people of different occupations get old.
- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
- Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-08-2019, 11:24 AM
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Hurry up and get to the J section, will ya.
We want to know what happens to old jokesters.
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Hurry up and get to the J section, will ya.
We want to know what happens to old jokesters.
That movie is in theaters now....

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