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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-07-2019, 09:27 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/7/19

Mary's list for the throughout the ages...

What I Want in a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. He doesn't miss the toilet.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-07-2019, 09:33 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-07-2019, 11:42 AM
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Lets see, I only scare small kids at Halloween, Unless somebody moved the bathroom this morning, Im good there. Doesn't cost much for Viagra for up -keep. Now , about Mary...........

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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I guess the operator finally got you Mary's number in Phoenix?
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I know women...and I'm skeptical that's all there is to it. Very skeptical.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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I know women...and I'm skeptical that's all there is to it. Very skeptical.
Thatís the short version. You donít wanna see the long version.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Where's the list of the things they plan to change about you?

Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him!
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