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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Unread 08-11-2019, 07:55 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/11/19

Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin I’d say, twenty-two; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted.

“I haven’t added them up yet.”
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Forgot adding, I think his problems are about to multiply.
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He's about to get divided.

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She's about to subtract that smirk from his face, at which point he should reach maximum free fall velocity before he hits the floor...

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