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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-01-2019, 09:46 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/1/19

A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road.

He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to reveal a leg.

The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.

She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129".

The priest says sorry and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.

The Nun once again says, "Father remember Psalm 129".

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said, "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY".

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-02-2019, 07:42 AM
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And he thought she only wanted to give him a piece of her mind.
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