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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-30-2019, 09:48 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/30/19

An Australian ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.

One day he walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.


He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?"


Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."


Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"


Dog: "Doin' all right."


Villager: (look of extreme shock)


Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)


Dog: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Villager: (look of utter disbelief)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."


Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool"


Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)


Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)


Horse: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."


Villager: (total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"


Villager: (in a panic) "The goat's a liar!"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-30-2019, 09:54 AM
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So the villager actually got his goat !!

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