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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-27-2019, 07:31 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 7/27

The audit >>>>>>>

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS.

So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an expensive tie."

Confused, the man went to his minister, told him of the conflicting advice, and asked him what he should do. "Let me tell you a story," replied the minister. "A woman about to be married asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother told her to wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck and wool socks. But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Her friend told her to wear her most sexy negligee with a V-neck right down to her navel."

The man protested, "But Reverend, what does all of this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "It doesn't matter what you wear; you're still going to get hosed." said the Reverend.
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A former JOTD but still funny.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Time for the summer reruns to be aired on a different channel.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-27-2019, 10:59 AM
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So he might as well show up in his wife's sexiest negligee!
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