Four old geezers in the coffee shop are talking.........
Zeb says, "I think it's W-O-M." Of course he pronounces it "Dubya."
Zeke says, "Naw, it's gotta be W-O-O-M."
Earl says, "Oh, it's longer than that. It's got a B and an R in it somewhere. Maybe W-O-O-M-M-B-R."
Roly says, "Still too short. It's like W-O-O-O-M-M-M-B-R-R."
A young lady at the counter has been listening and finally had enough. She marched over to the table and said, "Gentlemen! It's W-O-M-B and every woman has one so you should know how to spell it!" And she stomped out of the cafe in a huff.
Then Earl says, "How would she know? She's never heard an elephant fart."