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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-14-2019, 06:57 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/14/19

FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-14-2019, 08:07 AM
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That's why I call my wife "Google "...
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Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him!
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-14-2019, 09:26 AM
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What is Encyclopedia. Is that something you get from a tick? Waugh!

AR is only a pacifier.You will never grow if it's not in your genes.
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I was just thinking. What is another name for thesaurus? Waugh!
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AR is only a pacifier.You will never grow if it's not in your genes.
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I guess the husband will be very smart very soon as we learn from a previous recent post the wife will be sharing a piece of her mind on him every day for next 25 years......
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I was just thinking. What is another name for thesaurus? Waugh!
Dinosaur.

Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf.

"When a pine needle falls in the forest, the eagle sees it, the deer hears it, and the bear smells it."
an old First Nations saying
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I was just thinking. What is another name for thesaurus? Waugh!
Wasnít he in the Bible????🙃
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I guess it didn't take him long to learn.
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This JOTD speaks volumes.
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I'm skeptical, if hubby really had a full set, and manned up, things might be different.
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