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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-08-2019, 02:17 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 7/8

Big Brother is Watching? >>>>>>

This one may be funny, but I think it is a very good warning that ďBig BrotherĒ is watching. Enjoy,

CALLER: Is this Gordonís Pizza
GOOGLE:
No sir, itís Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordonís Pizza last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! Thatís what I want Ö
GOOGLE:May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!.
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the ---- do you know!
GOOGLE:Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesnít show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesnít show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HECK!!!
GOOGLE:
Iím sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:Enough already! Iím sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. Iím going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks agoÖ
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Did he get the pizza?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Did he get the pizza?
He did if you wanted him to!
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Did he get the pizza?
Ask Google
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Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him!
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