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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2019, 06:55 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/6/19

A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.
“I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“Well, I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground”, he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.
He quickly answered, “Oh that? The dog’s leash goes slack!”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2019, 07:12 AM
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I can see where that would work.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Until the guide dog tries to get on his shoulders on the way down !
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2019, 09:11 AM
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Until the guide dog tries to get on his shoulders on the way down !
Or is hanging on his leg..
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