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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-05-2019, 10:50 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 7/6

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man anxiously says, "Yes."

"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
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William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Too funny. Of course, itís a prior JOTD but still too funny.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-07-2019, 06:52 PM
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Can't wait until the new updated HPA joke book is in final print.

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