At the Doctor's >>>>>
During his physical examination, a doctor asked dc21 about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one ---- of an outdoors man."
"No," he replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer.