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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-29-2019, 07:17 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 6/29

At the Doctor's >>>>>

During his physical examination, a doctor asked dc21 about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one ---- of an outdoors man."

"No," he replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer.
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JOTD rerun but still funny. FORE!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-30-2019, 11:42 AM
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Saves energy by not shoveling his neighbors steps.....
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