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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-28-2019, 07:35 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 6/28

You are probably a redneck if...................

Your ironing board doubles as a buffet table.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

Your front porch collapses and kills at least three dogs.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You use a rag for a gas cap.

Your Christmas tree ornaments are shotgun shells.

Jack Daniels is on your list of "most admired people."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-28-2019, 08:30 AM
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Jeff Foxworthy would approve.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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That last one kinda hit home.

Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf.

"When a pine needle falls in the forest, the eagle sees it, the deer hears it, and the bear smells it."
an old First Nations saying
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Jack Daniels is on your list of "most admired people."
He's not on Yours?

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
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I alway invite JD to all my parties.....
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Come on Bucksnort You don't know Jack. Waugh!

AR is only a pacifier.You will never grow if it's not in your genes.
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye.
What? That you're back?
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What? That you're back?

No, that itís not a JOTD rerun.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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